And if you're one of those people who need incentive in order to, you know, perform, well, you're in luck this week, pumpkin. This week only I am giving away a very exciting prize. I know, I know, I always say I'm giving something away but then it turns out to be something ridiculous like oxygen and clouds or a 2- to 3-minute playtime session with my cat, Blue. Listen, I know. You're skeptical. Who wouldn't be? I'm a big fat liarhead.
But this week and this week only I really am giving away, to the first place winner, an autographed copy of this entry. Seriously. I will print out this entry (possibly even a color copy if I'm not feeling too lazy), autograph it and send it to you*** so you can frame it or decoupage it or whatever the hell it is that you do with all of my other entries that you print out.
* same dumb shit
** everyone
*** Remember how I just told you I'm a big fat liarhead? Yeah. Don't be waiting by your mail, is all I'm sayin', okay? I've never really possessed that skill many refer to as "follow-through."
2 comments:
' We are all fairy happy because we have him by the balls and he's not going to ruin our photo shoot.'
"Sorry for the inconvenience, but any caption That I could come up with cannot be half as funny as the real story behind this bizarre scene."
I just found you today, so this is my first try. It is kind of a non-try though. Oh well, you said you would accept it anyway! ^.^
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